sweet dude
12-30-2009
@ 6:11:am
i have minutes before i am late to work. they say i'll get 12 inches by monday...well i hope mother nature uses warming lube...I'm getting tickets left and right, mostly because there is an absence of parking in city streets.
Robbie Downey Dustin said he was going to fly out here to sit inside coffee shops and hit on Harvard twat...twat was he thinking...New Years day I'll be in NH at the greatest skatepark in NE.
cosmiccatastrophe
12-30-2009
ybrik ramsbottom
12-23-2009
@ 4:12:pm
christmas is upon us. that means its time for drunk relatives, the claudaughhhh, salinas skate park and the like. see you there.
dirdirt
12-23-2008
@ 9:51:am
****before you read any of this check the post under for DWT3*********
"tell deemer i said merry christmas. n suck a D."-ya boy
that's how you know skippy loves you.... when he throws in that suck a D side bar.
ma ma ma ma make crack like this.
don't whip shirts with wet paint on them. it will end up on you.
get on my hype.
n buy a shirt. get a free pre release of my mixtape. Kevin Shaw, Anthony O'Connell, Joey Bettencourt aka Duke E' Sautz, Atom Deemer, n L to the... FRESH(!) M.C. all make guest appearances within the 1st ten minutes.
HOLLA DUTCH!!!
yeah. thats it. shirts. a stencil. n some spray cans. a 4 track n my bicycle. loving every second. things i always do while in the bay. eat grullense. eat super taq. play horse shoes in guy back yard. sesh the gilas park. drink at the oaks. walk/ride across s.f. take the vta muni n bart all in the same day. eat at la vic just for the orange sauce. la morena in south city is slept on like a mo fo. cyph know what up tho. blaze one in christmas hill. session the bank. ...
this years been fuckin live! nonstopwildshit! life goes. i maintain. and only ask the same.-Frankie
ybrik ramsbottom
12-23-2008
cosmiccatastrophe
12-22-2009
@ 6:05:pm
when im really stoned i zone out while i take a piss and see faces in the wall paper in my toilet room. oroville was cool, i think beerman is moving there soon to study the local geology. tim mcguires girlfriend rides a nicer bmx than he does. old man winter decided to show up for the holidays, time to head to the slopes...ski enthusiast sean ryan just got back into town...how much are lift tickets at delirium?
dirdirt
12-21-2008
@ 9:40:am
cheaa muffukas! this album has been gettin hella play at the trabajo as of late. germayne dupri ain't hittin it right. niether is jayz.
kshaw... aka the babysitter on the hydrogen network for men, finally finished building up his ubano mashero. stairs patiently wait in sets of eight.
don't play cutty! i'm undefeated n have no problem workin that lunch money outta playboy.
don't watch this!!! prime time talent... CHRIS ROSS! AKA THE BEAST!! AKA MANS BEST FRIEND!!! AKA DON'T PLAY OR HE'LL BEAT YOUR FUCKIN ASS AND BONE YOUR LADY!!! chowderimingusfettavermiccelli
if
ear
nob
eer
man
!!!
12 days in the bay = 12 no income.
i better bring my barbie bike...<'s
post script... i'm doin this before work... no editing. so if it's all jibberish.... suck a dick.
cosmiccatastrophe
12-21-2008
cosmiccatastrophe
12-18-2008
@ 11:08:am
should i or shouldnt i? there is a should i? chance it or shouldnt i? will not work should i? out. or shouldnt i?
joey found a billboard copy of his father at the opera house.
yo black, they have this gun at the q by your old house on william street that shocks you so bad you turn asian.
"bro, i really drank a fifth of vodka everyday for like 3 months."
so ive been taking the little camera out with me frequently. the weather has been turning me into a total perv. cold as ice. schools out. im escaping this terrible weather soon, ill say hello to the tropics for you.
dirdirt
12-16-2008
@ 11:16:pm
i know someones gonna be bummed out by this. do i care... not too much. i just needed something to litter the internet with. bbq at the salinas skatepark. someone sprinkled reality on the situation a little earlier today... fuck the rain. but if thats what's up then we take the jam to the oaks. bomb shit all day. no future in ya frontin. r.i.p. m.c.breed. beerman. since you're down.. i need you to make sure the following people know whats up with the jam. tim n andy. squirrel. cam. cobbs. joey b. joey g. pierre. timmy g. mardesich. and all the scummie sj kids.
damn... i keep forgeting that i made a fuckin rediculous flyer. have a flappy holiday.
cosmiccatastrophe
12-15-2009
@ 12:11:am
We out here... Mixtape: Vol. 1 from AJ Nichols on Vimeo.
some homies got clips in this. im heading to oroville this weekend to party and chill in the armpit of california. i psent my night riding the library while observing the lady gaga show crowd exiting the bill graham. im not familiar with her music but her fans are all ugly fat white girls, gay dudes or asian girls, quite the combo when you add in all the weird make up and shiny clothes.
dirdirt
12-15-2008
@ 9:44:am
i heart barrio logan
Don't Watch This - Vol. III Feliz Navidad (filming in progress...yes that's my bike) photo by Cross
the backyard has been a focal point of late. make plans to come down this summer. we're gonna have a scumbag jam. we came across these rails while moving my things and had to swoop'em up.
this pic is from last night. the boys are building a wall. the posts aren't creted in yet but they will be before you know it. this wall gonna be fun.
navidad en salas... byob....booze, bike, bbq, ect.... we provide the coals. <
ybrik ramsbottom
12-14-2009
@ 8:54:am
double berger :: 7:59:am :: 12-15-2009
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what was DDP? and where the f did you find this?
cosmiccatastrophe
12-13-2008
@ 9:18:am
these are a bunch of photos from yesterday. sf is so wierd. the first one is virus livin that life.
is it to early to start thinking about new years resolutions?
it was so cold yesterday that even the manequins had hard nipples.
tryin to get a tat? dirts got a gun...
outside soty, too short was dope. i said the wrong name for this beast multiple times. not zac, the lizard looking thing.
what the uninformed needs to know about this picture. jamie has a cast on her broken arm that looks halfway sawed off, quiter. rabbit porbbaly isnt trying to look seductive. the wizard is actually levetating. claws is actually an 18 year old japanese boy who is here to study at some art school.
cosmiccatastrophe
12-12-2008
@ 9:00:am
insightful moment or painful realization?
"ive been growing it for about a month now"
this is a list that some drunk freshman girls made for me. its basically a points system. i dont know... i really wish i had more information about it, i was drunk and it was in the morning after turning in a really big paper. max with the hook up and the 420 challenge.
a few days ago someone put on a record that im having trouble turning off. i think some people are gonna film today. im brining two sets of chopsticks. van homan is a beast. try and tell me this isnt the most savage video part ever. i will laugh at you.
dirdirt
12-11-2009
@ 5:44:pm
its raining and i am getting PSD from modern warfare 2. hoping to get some good footage this weekend if the weather is nice for an upcoming DWT, and no DUI classes for Kirby to try to get me to skip. i want it to stop raining. come through san diego. here Santa Ana and some PA iphone shots.
badass
PA life
pigs
freezer rabbits
cow tongue 4st deli
me too
waynegro :: 8:06:am :: 12-13-2009
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first of all...the pic of kirby is badass one because he is wearing that Yakima hat which to me looks like he has sweat through it enough to look like bleach. second he is makin the classic ybrik face from the gin shots .2ya.com
and the pigs are awesome
ybrik ramsbottom
12-10-2009
@ 9:19:am
It's Thursday!
dirdirt :: 4:45:pm :: 12-11-2009
1
i wanna go next thursday.
sweet dude
12-10-2009
@ 8:51:pm
I heard that just after the movie Speed was finished...Keanu Reeves blew the biggest load in the record of Los Angeles. Speaking of big loads...my attitude has prevented me from reentering the vaginal canal that is Black Mountains Xmas bike building season. I guess my spirit wasnt broken enough...dont worry I spent the last 3 to four hours on the bathroom floor hugging a piss soaked T. ..so i guess in a way I did work with Matt again...Indeed. Say what you will about the dick Jamie Lee Curtis was born with...she has some great tits...check them out in Trading Places with Dan akroyd,,,they are wicked pissah. Looks like i might be working with Getty Lee and James Woods for a NH gay prono documentary this winter simply because we are just that bored out here...I hope that you both read this and are completely offended...take it out on Kirby while your at it how bout cisco's last days...make them miserable while your at it...all in all...I guess it goes to show...a little load can shoot a long way.
also happy birthday to jake and francisco.
sweet dude
12-10-2008
@ 7:12:pm
skid.
this guy rolled this cat tractor then the oil spilled and started a fire.
pretty awesome.
cosmiccatastrophe
12-07-2008
@ 10:47:am
SAN FRANCISCO IS SHADY. if you read this website high class hoe parties are not for you...
cosmiccatastrophe
12-04-2008
@ 1:30:pm
Meat and Cheese by Mike and Jen aka Duotard video by The Selby from the selby on Vimeo.
stolen from theselby. this is too funny to me, im not sure why... got into the wu tang show last night all midnight express style. for all the talk that went down about a blunt, i never saw it happen. IS SVEDEL STILL HAPPENING AND IF SO CAN I GET A HEAD COUNT?
sweet dude
12-03-2009
@ 8:48:am
Decembre is here and its time yet again to pay rent. It has become pretty cold in MA. and it keeps me inside a little much...too much for that matter since I am recovering from the H1a1. The woods stay warm but the trails are covered in leaves that hide all the ruts and sharp rocks so MTB'n gets pretty hairy...i guess all i can do is drink more coffee and wait for march 1st to roll around. There is one thing i have learned in the last few months...California, wheather Northern or Southern is my home...and every time I go...I cant wait to come back and eat a taco.
dirdirt
12-03-2008
@ 8:32:am
i'm now "friends " with cameron birdwell. through cryspace of course. but how else was i to get in touch with the guy n hopefully get him to be down with don't watch this?
moved into the new spot yesterday. already got the ramps crackin off. shit is gonna make for hella fun. we came up on some sick rails that someone was having pulled out of there front yard. me n dirdirt just asked if we could swooop n the workers were hella down. so we came up on some hot shit. this summers gonna be insane. holler at my life 1 time. yeeee!
i have a shitload of photos i could potentially load up on this bitch but honestly.... who WANTS to resize shit?
<
p.s. how bad does everyone miss the ramp club!!!?
sweet dude
12-03-2008
@ 4:31:pm
Southpark has got a serial savage name a shane. this motherfucker is outside my house eating a sandwich across the street...I swear he looked right at me then i ducked and am hiding so he doesnt realize this is my house...that would be bad.
Funny how at this exact moment my landlords car is getting towed and hes not home...i called him and he wants me to go outside and stall them untill he gets here.
Sorry guy...Shane's outside and if he finds out this is my house he'd never leave.
I have a new thriving business of custom wheel building. All wheels from bmx, mountain, track road anything. theese wheels will be handbuilt with colors a plenty. There will be more info soon. But if your looking for some new wheels...hit me up.
goth boots.
dirdirt
12-02-2008
@ 8:22:am
this is a limited edition cougar.... with tribal talons! we can all think of a few who SHOULD be pushin this thiang thang 'round town.
this shit right here will fuck you up. a shot of blueberry stolli. some andre. and frozen blueberries n strawberries.. i'sa baaaad muffuka. know doubt. (like Gwen)
i imagine this is some new product created to meet the high demand for prison style salad dressing. it's like flavored lipstick for the chocolate starfish. feel free to bust a slob.
Dirdirt's Lou Phở makes this photo timeless. such a naughsty boy.
ybrick made a great point... put THIS photo on craigslist n those shorts 'll sell them boots quick like!
now that i've done my blogging duties... to which i only owe ybrick since he pays for this site... i can now go buy myself some orange drink so can get busy on these 3 bottles of dre. i'm moving today. my backyard is hella long. ramps will be made. it's going down. as far as italics... me know gives a funk. a christmas don't watch this? it's gonna get cut close. this'll be a true test of our dedication since kirby worked his ankle till the thang was purple. it's the 2nd and we'd hope to see it by the 23rd. (it may be a short one) this month is gonna be nuts.
deemer!!!!!!!! you're not doing shit!!!!!!! make us a sick ass flyer for navidad en salas!!!! don't be a pussy! i know you'll come through with somethin solid. here's the one lydon did for the focho christmas party this year...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aight...... <'s
sweet dude
11-29-2009
cosmiccatastrophe
11-28-2008
@ 8:21:pm
this post is kind of spaced, a couple of animals i guess...a couple of things.
who has a picture of their cat sitting up like a person?
who has a cat that weighs 16 lbs?
why?why?why?
this is oscar. he is the newest addition to the cat in the hat family, if you look closely you can see his older brother sitting in the bottom right hand corner. if my dad was a college professor i would totally let him hook me up with his students just as the younger cat in the hat has done. They had a party at their house, but i only came early to play hide and seekw ith oscar, he's better at hiding than you are.
billy is the man, this kid rides every kind of bike, cruises with a binger in his back pack at all times and has been truly geeked out since day one, he is originally good. wheelie with glass in the backpack to break his fall.
im outa here to meet some people for some post holiday celebrations before the wizard gets off work and steals me to try to figure out all of my lifes philosophies, if i drop too much knowledge i wont have anymore for myself.
SKRILL-ZILLA
11-26-2008
@ 11:20:am
this is leifs username and im using it to both ensure you that Leif can blog now as well to let you know since now ive been shitcanned by a turd i plan to ride bmx and innovate the trixie scene. with my finger on the pulse and the b's to boost some stairs...i can just about do anything. so yeah...Happy Birthday yesterday to Frank Black.
cosmiccatastrophe
11-23-2009
@ 9:47:am
this month has been a harsh nudge towards humility. eviction notice, terrible ex, lost uncle, broken tooth. the culmination of these things makes me feel like liquid in pieces. im out soon, hoping the elbows of time have just enough skin, here i am. oh yeah and its surfing season, this is a really old photo i came across, figure it out.
cosmiccatastrophe
11-22-2008
@ 10:20:am
so, i got on the train with this guy to go to san jose. i guess he is now a tourist attraction for japanese girls...
then i tried to ride by myself but i proved to be too drunk from thetrain ride. so to kill time i went to the library and got an sj public library card and used their internet. then i met up with beerman and his roomate whose name escapes me but shouldnt.
then we met up with these trouble makers.
this was on a bet... i think kyle could have taken her home.
then i ate mexican food and passed out at beermans spot. i woke up and watched when harry met sally, i really like that movie. i rode my bike accross san jose which proved to be way more fun for how hungover i was than i had anticipated. rode some with cobbs. the new sj park is really good. a bit heshed out. i got back to the city and this guy was around. hes an alien movie star . that language on his sign is a more advanced version of english. hes very knowledgeable about made up galaxies and populations.
YOU ARE WASTING TIME RIGHT NOW!
dirdirt
11-21-2008
ybrik ramsbottom
11-20-2009
dirdirt
11-20-2008
@ 8:54:am
a not so homo naughty placaso.
rode with some heads from london the other day. they were so down to gurp mc. biznalls but ybrik n i made them eat grimey mexican..... they were stoked to say the least. they're in town for a nike video premiere on saturday. the premiere is gonig to be on the midway. you know.. the aircraft carrier. free entrance n free food. it's going down pussy. get faded n talk shit. you know my steeze.
aight <
cosmiccatastrophe
11-20-2008
@ 7:38:pm
im drunk, its early. expect a full trip update of my travel to sj. looks like im freestlying it tonight. beerman may or may not come out, cobbs and cement in the morning. where is candace? mark ahlin flaked out. k2, why dont you talk to your new boyfriend(NOT VEGAN), dont think i didint hear... ive already taken 4 pictures, 3 of the fixie scene in sj, its straight crackin. Asian kids on conversions... jeannette suelto would be stoked, or pissed because of other things(property rights to me). this old polish dude tried to fight me because i told him his conversion sucked a dick. i need my kosinskiesk womanizing skills to take me to a soft place tonite. szepctanatanektaapekanakpk is probably bummed, i have weed and she wants to smoke it all, fuck her. i am officially a member of the santa clara public library system. freecoastin, smiling, baked, saw a mexi hood fight at hubbas, good shit, dblock reppin hard. im done with school....pretty much. i guess nina (sexy girl) from beast up is charlies ex gf. exgf="ew, i dont swallow and i just got deja vu" (sczeeepppanatanateketatapanekt, 2008). if theres one thing ive learned, its how to cite. FUCK ANDY MACGUIRE. where is tim? i need his number and a hair cut, i have a reverse monk. lets just say, im trading each one i have in for 10 million others one of which i would have had instead. experience this.
ybrik ramsbottom
11-17-2008
ybrik ramsbottom
11-17-2008
ybrik ramsbottom
11-16-2008
sweet dude
11-13-2009
@ 2:38:pm
so im battling all electronics today...from the coffee maker to serato...the incredibly slow internet, why my space bar is a presta/schrader adapter...it seems that all electronis of mine are on there way out. my ipod battery lasts 1.5 hours topps. and it's only three or four years old...whatev thats the way love goes...thats the way love goes.
I found this camera at the Buffalo Exchange lost and found in Hillcrest. This was a while ago when I "dj'ed" for 6 hours and got $100 and a nervous breakdown...While waiting for Serato to reboot for the tenth error and reboot today...I decided to really dig through my photos and all though this miight be boring to you it to me is another occurance of how tiny the world is.
this girl is about to give her ripe californian grown peach to Spicoli(maybe a girl) in this photo but the real shot is In the background. the bicycle of Brandon Bautista locked to a fence...off the memory card of a digital camera found twenty or so miles away in a city of 1.5 million or so. I thought it was a worthy post
cosmiccatastrophe
11-12-2008
@ 9:04:am
back from the cupcake factory.
i want weather like this.
i cant even spell cylosiben.
dirdirt
11-11-2008
@ 6:31:pm
back (upright) by popular demand....
yes... i was "BAY SHIT" for helloween
dirdirt
11-11-2008
@ 2:24:pm
another night in la jolla... honestly, like i said before. park n pedal. great place.
tone playin.
the beast called this shit out... then we got there... beast + shadows + bum yellin "what are you gonna 50/50 down that rail?" = me doin this not so difficult wallride.... all buttery first try with my eyes closed...all four of them.
from stair sets to curb cuts to square rails no spot is left un shred. fun pedaling like it should be.
gay ass cum
i might be "washed up" but at least i still pedal. 909
vanessa carlton is the only person who gets down on this blog... props kid.
<'s
sweet dude
11-10-2009
@ 4:34:pm
ya mo b in nyc on the 1st. not the eve but the first as long as its not raining or snowing.
ya mo b there.
cosmiccatastrophe
11-10-2008
@ 9:43:am
i know its a little late, but i stole this off the solid site, this is what i did at meet the street. i think im getting sick. not in the good way. whose got a copy of uncle buck on vhs?
dirdirt
11-08-2008
cosmiccatastrophe
11-07-2008
timb
11-06-2008
cosmiccatastrophe
11-05-2008
@ 10:17:am
if i had a phone id have bon jovis. instead ive got a mail box full of drunk emails. is there some catchy term for that? if there is someone needs to put me onto it. im training for the future.
dirdirt
11-04-2008
cosmiccatastrophe
11-03-2008
@ 2:45:pm
I have been craving jumping hips. they are my crack and rain is my imprisonment
i want to get high.
more clap than a live studio audience.
i went to elementary school with a girl named molly and she ended up being a crack head, having a baby and going to jail, i think shes clean now... too bad, i bet she would have loved to come up on this bag.
my daughter is dyslexic, can you blame her? who doesnt reverse their question marks?
this rain might just drive me to go to sd soon...
cosmiccatastrophe
11-02-2008
@ 9:57:am
gg allen's tiny ass dick fell off.
this seemed like such a good idea at the time.
our savior, the third coming of christ preaching the good news.
conversation proved difficult on so many different levels, im not just talking about the difference in height or the branch that kept hitting people in the head. where was lsd?
how come none of them are dressed up?
bear kept beating off in public, at first it was cute, but once he started making strong eye contact with me i got wierded out.
sweet dude
11-01-2009
dirdirt
11-01-2008
@ 7:55:am
some nights you can get away with whatever you want. holloween is one of those nights. i have something like 180 pics from last night and i'm pretty sure this one sums it up the best. fuck it.
p.s. she was delicious in case you were wondering.
Dirty Harry
10-30-2008
cosmiccatastrophe
10-30-2008
@ 5:50:pm
ZZ top fans are so bad ass.
M.I.A.
cough, cough, dustin, cough, cough
since when do gas stations have showers?
dirdirt
10-29-2008
@ 8:01:pm
where to start?
i imagine he's saying somethin along the lines of..."yes poway skatepark.... no shimano dx pedals"
this wall is nasty as all hell. you have to WORK for this one kids. tone bombed down a real ugly patch of snaggle bush just to get speed for this one. like i've said in the past.. i'm not the best photographer, but at least i'm down to take pictures.
so, yeah... i ride a fixie. and it doesn't have brakes. but i got it really cheap! i shop at that really hip shop out in south park... velo culture. you ever been there?
dudes sign read, "hug a black mexican. you'll feel better"
sepia? beast up? who know what the fuck is going on...
aight<
dirdirt
10-29-2008
@ 7:31:pm
jake... upload smaller pics you fuck!!!!!!!!! resize the bitches! figure it out! ask a nerd! you're bogging shit down!
cosmiccatastrophe
10-28-2008
@ 4:30:pm
bear and timmy did some merman modeling and this is the result.
cosmiccatastrophe
10-28-2008
@ 11:21:am
yes its really that big. who the fuck dresses up as a lot lizard and spits game to truckers just for kicks? probably the same girls that grew up in wilkes-barre. hill bombing edit in the works?
dirdirt
10-26-2008
@ 10:10:pm
kshaw says ...help?
tell me this guys not down.
don't be a paisa... rollmexican... ya beeezy!!!
quick... hide the beer?
wait... you're of age. you don't have to hide shit... first you send the legs out...
get them to butt-fuck in front of the officer....
then remind the kinda officer how usefull cleavage really is,,,
shaw got a a fist full o titty!!!!(i don't give a fuck how blury it is.. i'm still laughing)
sars + chicken choking = c?
ross 'll lick that....
yes boys n girls that's a womens saddle with a blood stain on it... "you want 'em i got 'em drippin like water."
aight <
cosmiccatastrophe
10-25-2008
@ 9:37:am
this magical pasta makes people disappear. i laid in silence for hours with my mind completely blank.
sweet dude
10-24-2009
ybrik ramsbottom
10-24-2009
@ 2:22:pm
not trying to knock holt's post down or anything but, HAWAII IS BADASS.
if you know, then you know.
jerkfisch :: 4:58:pm :: 10-24-2009
1
bang a coconut for me
dirdirt
10-24-2008
@ 8:09:am
wednesday night... i think?
horrible picture... but i had to drop it just cause it's exactly how our night started... kooked the fuck out of our minds "lost" in la jolla, spinnin browdies like whaaa! yeeee!
tone workin that curve straight out the pick up.
i'd ridin here a long ass time ago and wasn't down to hit this lil rail. i couldn't coax the youngins into it either.. sometimes you just gots to step up to the plate. first try as security was walkin our way..
la jolla business district is a gold mine for spots. park and pedal. we mashed through one of southern cali's real hip outdoor malls and all we found were these montser skunkas?
and this big ass ledge...
that i pedal'd off a curb cut...
2 blocks up we roll on the nasty slant walls... beast beasting out of grass up the slant wall, boost back into the grass embankment. hot shit. 
then decided ii was going to make love to the long ass rail... you can't really tell from the pic but it has a left turn right at the first kink.... by far the longest rail i've ever done...
huge exhaust fan ride to bank? nice lil gappy.
this is gustavo. goose for short. he's from brrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaasiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil. holla!
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you know me n my notebook.. here are some of my favorite quotes from the night....
"is that an electric glory hole?"-beast
"you guys just think you're cool cause you're in la jolla!"-bitch ass security guard who hates us....alot
"she leaves a blanket @ work n i jerked off into it"-beast
"was that the old guy from the party who brought his own ipod?"-beast
"it's all about algorithyms!"-anforny
"it's her motha fuckin momma!!!!"-yadidijean
" schwinn had some muffukas back in the day"-everyone
timb
10-23-2008
BEARez Hilton
10-22-2008
@ 1:44:pm
YO JAKE HOLLA' AT ME! LETS GO TO POP'S TONITE AND LOAD UP ON DAT HAMM DRANK
dirdirt
10-21-2009
@ 8:57:pm
pennsylvania is great. i really wish i could mix san diego and northampton. pa people are way to native and territorial and wont leave so it will never happen. i am a little more nomadic i guess. seeing adam and riding was really rad too. as predicted i fell and scraped my knee and knuckles really bad the first day on a rad obstacle at least. anthony fit right in showing his true hessian side. everyone loved him until he pissed my boys couch after too many $1 banquet beers. no pictures but i was fucking up 12 packs of 24oz labatts ice for $9.99. best deal ever.
anthony shredding philly streets on my whip
little DT action in the background
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eat acid live here
badass josh arblington grind
begin northampton
Marky TTT
wallride near the trails
pa outdoors are really good
lady in the purple smacked my ass, said her husbands dick didnt work in front of him and asked this lady too piss in her mouth
i would have watched
dirdirt
10-21-2008
@ 6:32:pm
one week ago ybrik, the beast, darkness, lil tone went up to los angeles... here's the story in all it's glory.
when rollin to l.a. don't forget the gold rubbers,
those the water hose and the bolt cutters,
hose for the fire... oceansides on one,
relax take your shirt off todays a hot one,
ole boys got 20/20 n still wanted to serve her,
general concensus : busted tina turner,
tone know the biz, he a shady cat,
gettin uber rubenesk up on the macy's gap,
don't fox with bums... but i'll smash a hot bitch,
they had us all sprung up at the fashion college,
post lurk session in the re-up phase,
hit the taco shop out where jesus saves,
kooked off the hash... nothing scares the beast,
not even ybriks big ole swinging bling sparkle D,
roses are red, violets are blue,
come n ride bikes, don't be a scoose.
aight <
Dirty Harry
10-21-2008
@ 1:56:pm
Foxy Fall Century. One fixie, 108 miles, 4000 ft of climbing.
Mile 87. SAG wagon brings free food.
Mostachos = velocidad
Davis to Vacaville to Lake Berryessa to Davis.
Butt'r
Dirty Harry
10-21-2008
@ 1:43:pm
Hey dudes,
You can now embed videos. When you create a new blog, there is a new image icon at the end of the editor bar that looks like this...
Click that and paste in your embedded code from youtube, adultswim, wherever. You cant just upload a video, you have to insert the actual code.
Once you insert it, click okay. You wont be able to see the video until you preview. It will take up a big chunk of white space but it wont actually display the video.
Let me know if you have questions or if you are retarded.
dirdirt
10-20-2008
@ 5:41:pm
last night this kid got it on. let's take a look.
broken table to wall
two by to batman.
eau de batman!
boosty over the sippy from flatty.
b-holes and bmx... these dudes shred the double b.
lost n found fashion show. (another advantage to having a key to all the schools in your area)
a caliper brake and an amber flector.
i hate riding at night these days.. but i still love riding. it's hella fun to go out, pedal around, eat some cheap take out, shoot the shit, get a lil shmeg brained, drink a beer, and watch time fly.
ybrik ramsbottom
10-19-2009
@ 10:59:am
im going to hawaii in like, 45 minutes. hopefully this holds you over
jarrod allen :: 5:00:pm :: 10-24-2009
1
thats my grind faggot.
cosmiccatastrophe
10-18-2008
dirdirt
10-16-2009
@ 9:07:pm
this is cisco... i still gots passwords... fuck the world. <'s
happy octoberrrr fuckers.
sweet dude
10-15-2009
@ 1:41:pm
2 story full circle curvy + 1 scummie = scurvy wall ride North Hampton, PA
ed @ catty
I hope this doesnt jam you up.
all jammed up :: 9:23:am :: 10-16-2009
1
try this: http://www.myjanee.com/tuts/save/saveweb.htm
ybrik ramsbottom
10-13-2008
cosmiccatastrophe
10-13-2008
@ 11:33:am
meet the street happened. some good tricks happened. at one point in teh late afternoon of sunday i was in an alcohol induced nap, i woke up to see some nondescript baygaymer putting stickers on my bikcycle, i thought," no big deal, ill just take them off later". fast forward and im less inebriated, and the distance between my bicycle and myself has shrunk, so i try to start taking these stickers off...their paper stcikers, anyone who has dealt with paper stickers knows how shitty they are to take off. the worst part about this whole story, and i blame the lighting is that i cant for the life of me remember who it was i was watching put stickers on my bicycle. i stole this photo from their website.
BEARez Hilton
10-13-2008
@ 11:32:am
i would like to apologize now for bombing this sight with so many (gay) pics at once. these are my favs out of about 150.
i told you guys that tyler wasn't gay.
getting in the spirit.
just kidding.
booger's modern dance studio.
NOT VEGAN!
folsom street fair, is the new garlic festival.
sweet dude
10-12-2008
Dirty Harry
10-11-2008
cosmiccatastrophe
10-10-2008
@ 8:09:am
i came within two minutes of pulling a chester jones last night. what ive lost in means of communication ive more than made up for in freedom. im over being contactable. bunnyhops and blackouts, the only two things in life that never get old.
Dirty Harry
10-10-2008
@ 5:00:pm
As Jake puts it, "bunny hops and black outs". Thats what happened. Atom needs to come do this Santa Cruz ride before Christmas. Bear, thanks for the explanation on the graceful exit off of stage left. Lyden, nice to see you. Kirby, what the hell was up with the vegan chocolate cake? That shit tasted so good.
There's a warehouse party tonight. My homie from LA is throwing beats with his Gameboy. The girl whose name rhymes with vagina is coming over from Berkeley. Hopefully I sleep next to her Serina. Johnny crashed his bike and landed on his face. He tells me the cushion is in the upper lip. You can decide for yourself.
What would you do with this rack of bikes?
Damn it's cold in here.
cosmiccatastrophe
10-09-2008
@ 8:40:am
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/10/earth_from_above_comes_to_nyc.html
the photos that are on this page are amazing, when this show comes to california in 2010 im going.
sweet dude
10-08-2008
@ 11:53:pm
From dust till Dustin.
Id like to thank the mad rush of people avoiding the fall and innevidable winters by visiting us. Dustin, Bear, Matt, Shady, Andy Maguire...all have recently made there way south to visit. I saw Gogol. Saw Black Heart they did a tom petty cover and bear watched me i shit on a sprinkler. I watched bear shit on a ledge. everyone breaks there elbow...cops are trying to assist critical mass. rebecca got the best scones. Yelp your apt. and kick them in the twatt.
enjoi. :: 8:41:am :: 10-09-2008
1
dustin looks like louie barletta.
buttholes and stripper poles :: 12:42:pm :: 10-10-2008
2
I'm glad you included my id information so people can steal my identity. I'm sleeping at your house if someone drains my bank accounts.
cosmiccatastrophe
10-07-2009
@ 1:56:pm
Blazeguard Scraps from Gnarwhale on Vimeo.
this is a short video with a lot of my friends in it. my digital camera's battery died and ive yet to receive the international shipment containing its charger. im blowing it, ive been shooting film a bunch and either havent gotten it developed or have been slacking on taking it to cubbys house for him to scan in for the people who read this turd.
cosmiccatastrophe
10-06-2008
cosmiccatastrophe
10-05-2008
@ 7:09:pm
what does zac have in common with patrick swayze?
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cosmiccatastrophe
10-04-2008
dirdirt
09-30-2008
cosmiccatastrophe
09-30-2008
@ 10:40:pm
the right female could fornicate with this outie, this little tiger kept it civil with a hughe jackman.
only 3 more months of ohhate.
5's.
is anyone going to meet the street? ill be there, faded. i tried to jack a photo of scuzzleSC from the ride site, i didnt even know he went to interbike, but appartently he went with salinas.
sweet dude
09-29-2008
@ 2:52:pm
http://www.tube8.com/asian/mia-smiles-in-bicycle-shop/8756/
i know its hard to look at theese things but no shit this link is to a porn at the S&M warehouse and i definately recognize jon paul pova and maybe marvin or gary Young(no). but they fuck next to a batch of stricker frames at 7 min and 30 sec.
anyone want to buy my VW real cheap?
cosmiccatastrophe
09-29-2008
@ 12:58:pm
happy exodus from your mothers vag day. thanks for puking before you came into my house last night.
BEARez Hilton
09-28-2008
sweet dude
09-26-2009
@ 2:13:pm
Jake rides for Hate bikes. My stylista is back from Rome. Some strange odored girl is staying with me sleeping on Jakes twin mattress 2 feet from Keiths makebox.
I found an abandoned pier with abandoned skatelite ramps that say woodward on them. Ha. too bad i have no one to help me move the motherfuckers...believe it or not a 6ft quarter is heavy as shit.
MA doesnt believe in skate stoppers. King Khan and the BBQ show! date me in the dark. Hate bikes flow team what.
Dirty Harry
09-26-2008
sweet dude
09-25-2008
@ 8:09:pm
im so pissed at kids who want to borrow tools. it's not like i go to their graphic desighn firm and make stickers for fanci cats using there computers because i kind of know what im doing. this is matilda. she is 1.5 years of age and is full of sharp teeth. dentata.
king of skid :: 8:10:pm :: 09-25-2008
1
who the fuck is that dumb to bitch about tools. at least you have one you bastard.
sweet dude
09-24-2009
@ 9:17:am
i thought if i resized them they would load faster. WTF. someones got to show me how.
wage donkey :: 9:20:am :: 09-24-2009
1
i just realized how to do this
Dirty Harry
09-24-2008
@ 6:29:pm
This is a test blog 'testing'.
Testing color.
and links to google.
Video's coming soon.
Wagon Wheelie :: 6:30:pm :: 09-24-2008
1
Log in to leave comments. Once logged in, go to the homepage by clicking on the logo (the roll mexican text). Capiche?
cosmiccatastrophe
09-24-2008
@ 11:34:am
"
i drafted a ghost along the emb last nite, she birthed tall cans and breathed thc.
"Dude, we were totally just hanging out and then i got shot in the neck with a paintball gun."
ybrik ramsbottom
09-23-2009
@ 5:55:am
adam... im glad you're in boston. but your post is slowing down the entire internet.
wage donkey :: 9:19:am :: 09-24-2009
1
can i go back to edit those fuckers?
cosmiccatastrophe
09-23-2008
cosmiccatastrophe
09-23-2008
@ 11:37:am
positive feedback
Jacobo :: 11:38:am :: 09-23-2008
1
im dumb and don't know how to do certain technical things, like embed a video from youtube.
Wagon Wheelie :: 6:32:pm :: 09-24-2008
2
Video lessons coming soon.
mardesich :: 10:11:pm :: 09-24-2008
3
i know that turd
sweet dude
09-22-2008
@ 1:32:pm
man man did something amazing. while i was drinking their beer and wandering backstage a little deer got into my tiger bag and ate my mushrooms...so i ate some and watched the tightest pants and throbbing cocks of E.O.D.M. destroy a set. Some bullshit band followed and Bfoul saw my moustache from a far. As we all tripped on lazer lights and a seemingly vast ocean of san diego douchies...man man decided to hold out until Devo was on their final songs to set up stage. Nathan Explosion was the stage manager and he did not like my banter....i caught him staring me down numerous times moments after he choked out a patron and sent him over a 6 foot chain link fence. I suppose he wanted man man to play at their scheduled time but their was no way they were going to be silenced by a screaming crowd of Devo fans. Anyway i danced...almost lost my bag...almost got choked out...drank all of man mans beer again...
best man man show yet. played every song ever written and the crowd...despite their lack of taste in day to day existance could not deny the cumshot of energy that hit them right between the eyes.
cosmiccatastrophe
09-21-2008
sweet dude
09-20-2008
cosmiccatastrophe
09-20-2008
@ 12:22:pm
i need a tutorial on how to use this web site. im having troubles uploading images.
Dirty Harry
09-19-2008
@ 6:20:pm
Welcome to the new blog. Email me issues.
This is my new girlfriend, Alya. We met at the international house in Berkeley. Come meet her. We will be in San Diego in a week. See you bitches.
sweet dude
09-16-2009
@ 7:32:am
missionbearsbarber.orgy
oakland
Oakland
OKC Wal-Mart enemy #UNO
Jake creeping on Blue @ ABQ park
wisenheimer
mid make. upstate NY.
C.
is next to me.
lil gap2feeble.
the face of happiness. Been hit by 2 cars, met Sean Burns, finally have mass transit, couple meat heads couple mongoloids...hella street performers...grey clouds make no clouds baddasss.
birdwell :: 4:56:pm :: 10-24-2009
1
ha your moustache looks like a catapillar
dirdirt
09-13-2009
@ 4:25:pm
fucked up.
cant wait to see these 180s on beerman's edit
andy killed it too along with almost killing kirby
i got more of these dropping in that are great but that face
sickest thing done no one else was down
no ones down with jumping this shit either
sick setups at hoodward west
dark and drunk
knda weak on the lifestyle shit but you could imagine it was the scumbag invitational
dirdirt
09-09-2009
@ 11:09:pm
these couple days were amazing, these pictures dont do them justice.
beerman chugged more stubbs bbq sauce than beer
ybrik ramsbottom
08-24-2009
dirdirt
08-23-2009
@ 11:07:pm
found the cord and shot a photo i am psyched on tonight. quick and easy
1 go
1 pee
tell emo kids that digging will make them feel better and they will put in work on your dirt jumps!
brakeless, lightless night grazing
all hands bikes, 3 man kitchenbike
anthony shreds the board
wow this room is badass and needed its ass cleaned
kirby vaccum fuckin it up
cosmiccatastrophe
08-20-2009
dirdirt
08-20-2009
@ 11:33:pm
kirby wants more content, kirby gets more content. only its from my iphone. i am too lazy to find another cord to connect my camera, which does have some gems, combined with the STD's my computer has, i am pretty frustrated. after some carna asada fries and some whiskey gingers i am ready to finish this lengthy beast...
kevlar helmets, menthol crees...
ripping this guy off is gonna pay for my DUI. live long and prosper
this guy does crazy stuff even when i only got my phone
actual YUGO!
anthony food
more anthony food with Mira Mesa whorsthey thauce
this was on a floor the Reno dudes helped make gross..bad as the drunk tank
cisco food
$70 San Diego hates me
free food Taco Bell hates me
funny plates deep in tha 59 Briemmm territory
this is me in 25 years
Fuck yeah, this guy!
rad brown trout i caught in a mammoth stream in March
dueling UG boots
cyph4, own pedal to launch. sick shit
i dont know what to say
anthony's house in 25 years
thats G commitment
Ron's Fist
fresh paint, no fantasy marks or long ass kirby skids
ybrik ramsbottom
08-19-2009
@ 8:31:am
When the blogging gets slow there is only one thing to do.
RECYCLED CONTENT!
Final Trailor for Make Moves from ybrik on Vimeo.
timb
08-14-2009
timb
08-12-2008
@ 3:29:pm
get yer dicks ready for this spring, im trying to get a group together to ride from seattle to san diego down the one, this plan was just made a day ago so any ideas or want to come email me at timomspach@hotmail.com, so far its me jake and alex... i have shirt ideas for it that make me laugh ill post it when i draw itWagon Wheelie :: 4:44:pm :: 08-18-2008
1
We should require moustaches for the ride.
Count me in.
sweet dude
08-11-2008
@ 6:38:pm
Look out jake...anthony is our new poster child.
its a sod thing when someone takes it bad. recently a local bike rider was struck by a car and flew fett to his death on the corner of park and university and it makes me sad every time i walk outside my front door. the one thing i would like to say about A-Tip was i didnt know the guy. he was and he served the pabst cold. his job sucked and he rode a bike without brakes or lights and was down to take it to the streets whether it was a red light or a two way stop sighn. too bad for the rest of us who have to keep on being, breathing. He might of had it a little easy on his way out a little too early but thats the risk we take every day right? and i can only hope the same will happen to me one day so ill never have to worry about that next rent check...and when it does happen to me, dont you even dare make some sort of charity memorial at a bar where u all pay for drinks...help my girl pay for the funeral and step to my casket raise a cheek and f in my f one last time.
Dirty Harry
08-06-2008
Dirty Harry
08-04-2008
@ 8:59:pm
Update to the site...
You must now log in to leave comments. Sorry.
You can now change your username, password and email. Log in and use the special menu. The blog section now shows all blogs but will turn into a month-by-month view soon.
Use the fucking blog. I didn't do this for looks. Pretty soon the old blog is going to be hidden.
Timmy, wheres my shirts
load small photos.
Jake have a fun trip, don't bring any herpes back
sweet dude
08-02-2009
@ 10:37:pm
i guess my spots arent that bad.
here we go Boston!
here we go!
Dirty Harry
08-02-2008
@ 9:35:pm
i thought i did this yesterday. i puked a lot last night, woke up wrapped in a sheet next to a dog named robot. crumB likes has more than anyone i know.
sweet dude
07-30-2010
@ 7:20:am
i took another handlebar to the stomach. One more hernia and a whole lot of pain/inconvienence.
looks like i swallowed a softball whole. my stomach is black and blue. Im trying to go to the bar tonight, and that really shouldnt go down.
-hernania
ybrik ramsbottom
07-27-2009
Dirty Harry
07-25-2008
@ 1:10:pm
Got my shrit jacked but found the culprit. I can assume you know where it goes from here.
Thanks to Man Man again being surprised.
Nothing like choking a girl out while telling her what time it is.
This weekend garlic as an aphrodesiac. We shall see who meets who. Gilroy better have a warm welcome waiting b/c travel is getting tiring.
Use the new blog. Dont be pansies. Timmy wheres my shirts?
jacobo :: 5:50:pm :: 08-01-2008
1
that chick is so much more haggard in real life, im sure d had to tell her to shut the fuck up to take that photo with out her gnarled english teeth showing.
sweet dude
07-22-2009
@ 10:31:am
wow. baseball brings out the worst in people (me included) and i dont even know why. I drink alot and just enjoy my surroundings until someone has to harsh me mellow. I am going to apologize to black for getting so angry...but sometime you just really know how to get me goat. On the other hand i will not apologize to the drunken lady calling kirby a whiteboy and making very sad statements upon her own people and padres fans everywhere all 200.
Its fuckin hot out here and i got to ride down to skinhead beach...im definately having a bbq this friday evening all are invited. all. Ginger Matt's bday should be real fun with irish whiskey and plenty of baseball jersies hats and shortshorts.
Double Ditch 8/15 that deuce of a los lunanite will be stepping up...while vidal whispers hate to all involved. Jake and Cubby going? Dor said you can stay with him. im pretty sure im going...just got to move 4 blocks in two weeks.
again. sorry about the goat.
sweet dude
07-21-2010
sweet dude
07-18-2010
@ 6:48:am
if you thought rock'n'roll was purely falic, your wrong. in a minidress and high heels, the Heartless Bastards could melt even Jason Statemans heart. things went bad real quick when i found a certain babe with a certain piece of shit, before i knew it i was kicking his head against the brick wall while she screamed for me to stop. his blood on the soles of my shoes, and a head full of drugs, my night was ending quickly as i raced away from police on my new panaracer tires, only to have them explode and leave me running up mass ave. pushin a fucking flat tired boat anchor that was no doubt going to get me fucked.
Remembering Johnny and the Reno's...I hid the impaired green turd in a bush to join other piles of shit and sprinted faster than Cavondich to Lonnie's house to hide then grab Joes bike... i then proceeded to nail a parked black Lexus breaking the drivers window , denting the door and ripping off the mirror. I havent looked at Joes bike yet, but i remember car alarms, yelling, and once again sprinting away from another brutal scene. I woke up on the couch that is now blood stained and spotted like a 15 y/o's underpants, deeeeeep gouges in my fingers, hand, side, pride...and a sweet record player i found on the street.
the heartless bastards spoke to me last night. her words were aged like cheddar, reminding me, that these things tend to happen to the best of us, but regardless life moves on and all this bile churning in my lower intestinse will soon turn to diahrea and flush from me with a terrible eye opening sunrise...while my head pounds and side bleeds, at least, i think, i got away with it.
hella :: 5:01:pm :: 07-25-2010
1
photoshop
Dirty Harry
07-15-2008
@ 9:09:pm
this is what all of you are to me right now. a turd in stupid glasses. i emailed you turds in stupid glasses the link to blog here and test out the new site. dicknoses need to get out of the missed connections sections and start figuring this shit out so we can get going into the 20th century or something.
Sancho Esquivel :: 1:15:pm :: 07-19-2008
1
Dad?
dirdirt
07-12-2010
@ 9:05:am
only because it's D-Block and Weedman.
How To: Pegs-to-Over from Chris McMahon | SJBMX on Vimeo.
dirdirt
07-12-2010
dirdirt
07-12-2010
@ 7:38:am
i was pretty jealous when jeff told me he got to ride this thing. he said it was uber plush.
we were at some extra large whole in the wall. dale and ivers were givin me the update about this that n the third. at some point in the night someone mentioned that ivers had some write up in dig.. i think..?
anyway, someone mentioned that the write up was almost "too complimenting."
so i said i'd make an ivers write up on rollmexican and of course he was stoked.
to tell you the complete truth.. i can't really remember the first time i met him. i think it may have been the sd first rule jam.. koit n kweli rolled out with a grip of bay heads in a vegetable powered touring van. anytime you let THAT many scumbags crash at your house @ once you know there's about to be meyhem. (check an earlier post for evidence)
so yeah, i think ivers was apart of all that. it was probably his a.m. duece that cause my shitter to surrender...
but i'll let that one slide since he's and extra advanced getaway driver.
what i'm trying to say is that the kids got skills.
...like mind control..
you should have seen how he forced jeff to steal this lava lamp and chuck it in the air...
but other than the mind control he's a REALLY NICE dude..
when he's not trying to give you a sleeper..
bang on homie, -Black
grammer nazi :: 10:34:am :: 07-12-2010
1
it's "hole" in the wall.
dirdirt
07-12-2010
@ 5:53:am
sorry this took so long. timmy g said he's gonna send me a laptop but i haven't seen that thang just yet.
if you were there, you know... if you weren't you'll know as soon as i get a computer and make the slide show.
dirdirt stays mackin. "fuck yeah we just walked outta the bathroom together... in there fuckin and shit"
gotta love nyc graff..
word up once again for these dudes trekin super tough.
xoxo
sorry about the "hot" spot.
"this is TOTALLY worth $25"-Ybrik
Dirty Harry
07-07-2008
@ 1:06:pm
fashonista :: 10:16:pm :: 07-08-2008
1
puke on your box guy.
Sancho Esquivel :: 1:17:pm :: 07-19-2008
2
This fake ass Johnny 5 needs a hero.
sweet dude
07-04-2009
sweet dude
06-29-2009
Dirty Harry
06-28-2008
@ 8:31:pm
yeah right.
Sancho Esquivel :: 1:19:pm :: 07-19-2008
1
Viagra = fixie dick?
cosmiccatastrophe
06-26-2009
@ 11:34:pm
in case anyone was wondering im partying with blazegaurd in b.c Jivers is fucking killing it and cubby and timmymcG need a ride to albertsturkey???the bmx is dragging me to the bay soon. beeler knows how to chill. ive got some pictures from some psychadelic adventures but no way to upload them. why do french people always make it so hard?
Dirty Harry
06-26-2008
Dirty Harry
06-26-2008
@ 4:07:pm
Mexican Mondays @ trolley brown park San Diego
dweatherford :: 5:14:pm :: 06-26-2008
1
this blogger is the superfanci. bbq at the park Kirby throws it down if u are.
Buttface killa :: 6:40:pm :: 07-01-2008
2
Is that a can of whoop ass?
Dirty Harry
06-26-2008
@ 2:30:pm
last night was cool i drank with harry chested men and soft skin ladies.
i bought some crow and watched a chinese dude who barely spoke english sing Hey Man.
no one likes to eat bhole no more.
Dirrrty D :: 8:06:pm :: 06-26-2008
1
The man condom is never enough for a load like hers. bhole reminds me of feta cheese. Haven't seen Jake in days. I think he's found a new hound.
Shout out at the new site!
ybrik ramsbottom
06-24-2009
ybrik ramsbottom
06-22-2010
ybrik ramsbottom
06-22-2010
@ 2:23:pm
east coast was awesome. thanks go out to the Holts, Cisco and Adam.
here's some random ones.
sweet dude
06-20-2010
dirdirt
06-18-2010
@ 5:19:am
i just wanted to say thank you to ybrik dirdirt and shady for making me smile really big. is that gay?
also if anyone has any chopper can they please send it to the weather man so we can get this website shit poppin?
i have three thousand pics from the last 2 monthes.. only one's made it's way onto this site...
with that said. peace love and chicken grease.
dirdirt
06-13-2009
@ 5:10:pm
recent riverside day with anthony and some pics from the phoenix trip
these were runaway bums in riverside like the gin blossoms song. suprisingly they gave up a budweiser for anthony doing a barspin.
i would fox with this bum
badass setup UCR
fuck yeah LUIS
some phoenix leftovers.... nice teets
dirdirt
06-03-2010
@ 4:37:pm
Tim Knoll digicam edit from tim knoll on Vimeo.
i got doored super tough on my road bike yesterday by a double parked car full of seventeen year old girls. the whole left side of my body is fucking pissed, but i did manage to save my camera.. (bad-ass considering it was hanging around my neck at the time.)
what a welcome back to nueva yorke que no?
o yeah.. i seen this video on another blog but i had to repost it since i've been jockin dudes style.
peace to the place where the sun sets a.k.a. "home"
dirdirt
06-03-2009
@ 4:41:pm
kirby, thank you for the introduction. heres a few more sweeties some young some old....
parkur will not be an event at any summer jams but is a daily event for anthony. human house to great dane house
adobe jumps in the backyard
kirby wangin' it out xed up
me and kirbys kitchen "bike" was more smiles than tricks
MMF tito, stitch and celeste. it was supposed to be finger cuff style
less seeds photoshoot. wow
new sweaty seedless shirt
look for this pic in a seedless catolog and you can also order the same seedless
shirt ciscos wearing.
seeds wasnt down with this view cause the shirt logo wasnt in the picture but the bobber was too cool
ybrik ramsbottom
06-02-2009
sweet dude
05-28-2010
@ 5:29:pm
London was badassssssss.
it pays to work for a good outfit.
no more socks, more chop than usual, time to stuff your bra's with turds and say goodnite.
bill withers, ali, don king, fried chicken
dirdirt
05-26-2009
@ 12:07:pm
this is dirdirt not cisco with first post. i have no idea what i am doing so hopefully this dont fuck up the site. 
someones banging my couch cushion 
this 
dirdirt
05-21-2009
@ 7:46:am
skippy comin through once again with the goods. holla dutch pimpin
ybrik ramsbottom
05-11-2009
cosmiccatastrophe
05-08-2009
@ 12:38:pm
kirby, here you are. nice and big.
ybrik :: 8:06:pm :: 05-08-2009
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thanks for the 'stache jake
dirdirt
05-05-2010
dirdirt
05-02-2009
@ 5:16:pm
since cisco wrote this entry....
i'll see you in da bay mayne.
<'s
dirdirt
04-30-2010
@ 7:19:am
i got a new camera.
shit goes HARD... alot like this pigeon.
ride bikes. i founda pretty rad spot on the water yesterday.
peace
dirdirt
04-28-2009
dirdirt
04-22-2009
@ 9:16:am
life is good.
yesterday i rode a spot i've only seen in my dreams.
this couple was in love. the dude got baptised that day and said right after having holly water splashed on his head the next words he heard were..."let's party!"
word up to deemer for making it rain blind black pianist.
sweet dude
04-17-2010
@ 4:20:pm
june 6-15 sounds good...wow how the shit did you get that much time in june? well i dont care...it's badass. im smoking some bobby bammer that jake bought...almost not worth smoking...but i'm out and it's all we have. so fucking cold in b-town, maybe snow tonight, organic blow tmrw. Trippin in the woods on tues. you better hurry up dude, I dont think all these hit are gonna last till june. triathalons forever.
Dirty Harry
04-16-2009
sweet dude
04-14-2009
sweet dude
04-10-2010
@ 5:11:am
jake sightings all over the east coast...someone text'd me last night saying they saw jake at Mojo's in VA taking a mangler. Im moving to the woods in a couple....days.
Kirby, hope you come out and ride. First couple weeks in June would be prrrrrrrfect.
West coast Bears are on they way next month and Im gonna try to make it south....you should make it N. guy.
dirdirt
04-10-2009
@ 9:08:pm
the resident freakshow doing what he does in sneakers that tito may or may not have ate so now he rides in moccasins with leather soles.... still doin how he do. pero you gnew that.
i took this picture after the cops came and accused us of being drunk indians up drinking and pissing behind the sign. this was a waaay prime spot to post and drink but it's obviously blown out to shit.... unless you're a scummy bmxer jumpin the hip.
anthony's about to come up on some oneofakindchromedippedheattreatedchoppedandsectionedemeraldstuddedtrompers.com so don't trip on his patas..... BUT if you got a pair of bars lying.... hey ANTHONY, next time you're over the pad you should swap the milk bars out on the big wheel for your sketchy ass foldables.
i seen this years ago and forgot.... 3.12 tell me you wouldn't have been screaming at the speaker
dirdirt
04-09-2010
@ 9:04:am
went to the animal video premiere.. it was free and byob.. they do scum.
butcher is still the man. jake would know better than i would tho.
ybrik, what's up with that pierre dwt????
cosmiccatastrophe
04-01-2009
@ 1:23:pm
um, these are just sme random photos i thought id get out there... im not going to have a digital camera again, so i think im hading my account over to a furry fellow... any guesses? "have you ever fucked with fernet? I HAVE!"
only in la.
sal... i think hes still on the high seas avoiding tumble weeds and getting lobster red.
these dudes, kirby action photo coming soon?
stoner.
"big fat whale piss!" these guys want to be man man.
the beaver tail is the new rat tail.
sweet dude
03-29-2010
@ 6:05:pm
timmy's dogs are going to fuck and make me a plum.
and i want to send my condolences to Lydon for the sad news about the theft of the job catcher.
Im moving to a new spot once mo gain. Jake, i hope you like reggae music and creole
dirdirt
03-29-2009
@ 9:21:pm
these are those ones. too tough.
bic-ed euro dic with a deere b.g.
spoiled dic spotted in the mecca.
fuck yeah phoenix. last week i think? too good. a day pass is $2.60... that's what's up.
on our way there we stopped at some random gas station and this kid rolled up to the car and started choppin in up with anthony. "where all the spots at?"
to which he replied, "there some real nice dirt jumps about a mile down the road..." well once dirdirt and ybrik jumped back in the whip i found out i missed the most insane vidalia that ever existed. my loss...
aye... the rental was kidnap proof.
anthony doin that thang he does....all sick.
the lightrail is the jam out in phoenix. no joke. we rode that to ASU and loved life. alllah guey! more tenders than foster farms! pero cheaaa!
anthony got faded. like i had to tell you. but the one night we we're able to "party" in phoenix he went about as hard as phoenix would allow. hahaha. what you can't see in this photo is the (plastic) handle of vodka he was fucking up like five minutes before. or the 5 or 6 girls standing beside ybrik n dirdirt egging him on. phoenix is kooked as all hell. we all had beers and we down the street from the house we were staying at. maybe ten of us total when this cop in an suv rolls up behind us with his spot light poppin super tough. i figure they got sicker shit to deal with out there cause we got outta grip o mischief while mashin.
speakin of THAT plastic handle... this guy couldn't fuck with it.
had to shoot it.
tone gettin loose. i hope people can relize how gnarly this is.
i took this picutre and laughed... then a stripper walked out and met a huge fucker in the white navi picture here.... all bad.
n like that... first rule!!!!!!!!!! guatemala is a bad bitch!!!!!!!!!!
vons is the so-cal safeway.
and you can get away with alot. (flash n all) raddest bolt ons fah shizz..
speaking of gettin away with alot. savoy done did some naughsty(!) but gets nothing but love. "it's shine time"
vic also gets a grip of love/props/shout outs for being the life of the party. from the hole in his dickies to his flows 'bout the city.. fuck yeah VIC!!!!!
the night these dudes got here we made a MESS. that's what happens at my pad. messes. n that's cool. the memories are worth it. something like 20 heads crashing. folks sleeping down the block out in front my nieghbors pads. Cheese to the ramp route and crashed on the wedge.
gutter crew
then i ran into 'Berto, dimarco, riz and ho-sway... obviously it wasn't spelt ho-sway but i don't know how else to break it down.. we were waiting for dirdirt to get back with the the whipsky all faded. dimarco rolled the tranny bottle in hand drunker than shit.
this pretty much sums it up for me. a bunch of heads kickin it. havin a good time. down to laugh it up.
this post took a long time. i hope you enjoy. it's my friday. which means it's sunday. fuck yeah short day. long night.
also... if you are in the san diego area on a thursday night i suggest going to the silver fox.
the scum squad is hittin the long beach park sometime soon... vietnamsayin? NASA!
aight... <'s
ybrik ramsbottom
03-28-2009
ybrik ramsbottom
03-26-2009
dirdirt
03-23-2009
Dirty Harry
03-21-2009
dirdirt
03-20-2009
dirdirt
03-19-2009
@ 7:45:am
i love everything going on in both these videos. the first one came from jenny. if you haven't seen it you might be down. i'm hella down. and i know ross is down for damn sure.
the second is dedicated to kirby for dropping the sick line at work yesterday. right on boo boo!
cosmiccatastrophe
03-16-2009
@ 1:02:pm
5's and 6's arent even passing homie. if you look closely you will see this is a maximum action shot as hes mid ciggarette flick, check the ash!
dirdirt
03-15-2010
@ 9:17:am
we had a storm. shit was pretty gangster. on the day it was worst the electricity went out on my transfer... i rode to work in the rain that morning so i said fuck it and decided to pedal around the bullshit. well... the bullshit was from time square to canal street.. about 40 blocks. BEAST MODE. riding in manhattan is stupid. cab drivers are on some other shit..
on to the great news. i'm completely in my spot now and couldn't be happier with the way things worked out. the new hood is super awesome dope radical... but i can't go ride pq before work on sundays so i'm kinda llodando about that one.. (ifuckingmissyouguys)
listening to otis right now..
enwhyseeyoulater.
monique :: 11:18:am :: 03-15-2010
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thats my jam
StinkerBell :: 12:56:pm :: 03-15-2010
2
That's MY jam..
iceburg :: 3:53:pm :: 03-16-2010
3
i made her bell stink
sweet dude
03-15-2010
@ 8:42:am
if you read anything on the fbm website, or crandall's leastmost.com you would read that it was a happy exciting day in the sun two weeks ago in richmond, VA. Fixed gears fixing. BMX bikes coasting. Bike polo, track stands and nose wheelies shared by one and all in a vast cornacopia representing the southeastern cycling community.
this was not true, i feel that crandall has to show bi-partisanship for the soul reason of the fbm sword bike, wich he intends to move many units. The reality is that a Jarrod Allen look-a-like was throwing a contest for freestyle fixed gears and almost all the Richmond bmx heads came through, some to antagonize, some to observe, all to chuckle.
Face it, you just cant look as stylish with a 700c wheel as you can on a 20". Zac told me they were at this bank spot (that is pictured at the top of my previous post), and Jon Cardiel showed up on a fixie and threw down some pretty cool stuff...with Cardiel as the acception all fixed gear freestyle tricks revert bicycle progression about 30 years. Mountain bikes have followed the path of the 20" and FMX followed them. Enough said about the new sport that looks like a skidmark of american apparel in underpants too small for fat vegan kids to live out their pro fantasies because skateboarding bmx and even rollerblading passed them by.
the contest. It was funny, a grind box set down 8 stairs into the mud. the mud. the grind box was so low they couldnt pedal grind it or else their wheels just hit the stairs. Some kids with pegs feebled it, and Babycakes (pictured below on a green bike with whitewash jeans) actually jumped out and wheelied down it. A couple wedge ramps into a grass bank. Needless to say all bmx bikes killed it with badass shit that made the fixed gears tell them to stop.
TO STOP. "hey only fixed gears can ride this" no one listened. "only the elite comp riders can ride everyone else stand back" he whimpered loud enough for all to hear. then Kaream-pie the fat egyptian faggot from SD actually yelled "if you guys think you can throw down in our comp. then go ahead and try"
I was tripping and vibes went sour as fast as glass shatering...I tied a Ulock to a belt i found and prepared myself for what looked like a brawl at any moment. In the end there was no brawl and they were defeated by their own embarassing ignorance and shameless pride for a sport that is struggling to exist. a sport that Im sure its here to stay, im sure. The benefits of attending one of these comps is the entertainment. I have never seen so many endo's and failed barspins and 180's in my life. I will absolutely go to another fixie contest, they seem to attract alot of pussy, some in the contest(who were just pussies) and some drinking champagne and smoking trees with the rest of us (who had them)
falice see :: 8:43:am :: 03-15-2010
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ybrik ramsbottom
03-15-2010
@ 10:36:am
first and foremost, happy daylight fucking savings. hope the east coast is kind to y'all. the left coast has been good to most but, unfortunately, our favorite pill popper blew his ankle at the trails last night.
trail update soon...
1chip :: 11:22:am :: 03-15-2010
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those your personals or communite trails?
chris is digging so im thinkn personal. stormin for three days out here 40 to 50 mph wind gusts and so much rainnnnnnnnn.
ybrik ramsbottom
03-15-2009
dirdirt
03-12-2009
dirdirt
03-12-2009
dirdirt
03-11-2009
@ 7:46:pm
hope you like the jams...
i'ma jus keep addin more to this page so if you ever wanna check out my shit holla dutch kittens!
dirdirt
03-10-2009
dirdirt
03-09-2009
cosmiccatastrophe
03-08-2009
@ 1:54:pm
heres two photos from my life from the past few months. im coming to sd really soon. party and psychadeliques? poppa wheelies and burn outs. when is bay street dropping? rick james! andy macguire can predict santa cruz weather like no one else. shorts. listen to the temptations. smooth sailin. im going to start taking my camera out with me, or ill just lose it. i have a gnar dog beard right now. ryan nyquist should have never stopped dying his goatee. so one fo these pictures is of me being a failure in costa rica, is that an oxymoron? the other is stocker being herself. check the birth mark!
dirdirt
03-07-2009
@ 8:12:pm
i gave dirdirt my name and password.... like i don't blog enough.
i wish i could find the video that goes with this picture. some get thomas to email that shit to me!
i'm pretty sure this pic made it's way through like 5 different emails before i got it. i was looking for something else and found this.
smile.
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sweet dude
03-06-2010
@ 6:14:pm
weird scenes in Richmond VA. Im currently recovering from a psycadellic trip in the south and havent really been able to grasp the events that took place. A new sport is here and it makes my bowels move. I want to call some of these kids faggots but, i feel not even faggots could be this gay. I will have an entire report soon. Wed. it's back to FLA for me, plastic bikes in a plastic town while the sun turns my pink to red to brown. spring is here and i got a boner for it.
sweet dude
03-04-2010
dirdirt
03-03-2009
cosmiccatastrophe
03-02-2009
@ 2:05:pm
Blazeguard - A Diamond in the Rough from John Thompson on Vimeo.
this dude needs to send me my helmet. i went to sc and meant to take a bunch of pictures but i only took one of cobbs setting up flashes? indoor drinkathon.
dirdirt
03-01-2009
@ 9:01:am
the silver fox is pretty kooked. i can dig it. 2 dollar you call its on thursday nights. i'm down.
beer pong and whip its. scum life! don't forget the david bowie!!!
p.a. is all thizzed out. don't let him rap drunk tho.
model girl and the 17year old hostess from the movie waiting can't wait to scissor. the watcher can't wait either.
i have ashit ton more pics. i'll have to get to the scummy post pretty soon. here. koits swinging back through town tomorrow so we can finish planning the route for the jam on the 22nd. good shit.
i almost went off the deep end yesterday. a homeless dookie braid, a happy face on a post it note, and an old black man dressed like a yound pat benatar were the only things that kept me sane. fuckin aye.
dirdirt
03-01-2009
@ 6:57:pm
scum life
you either gotta be in or out. i'm in. not as much as the likes of Shady Jake or Dirty Dan. but they know i gots nothin but love. even after shady threw an old ass burger king buffalo sauce in my sweater pocket for passing out. imagine waking up in your own bed fully clothed to the smell of fermented koala butthole sweat....come to find out the smell is coming from the red sauce covering your digital camera.
it's all good. it still works. no casualties.
till i throw my bedding in the dryer only to find out i washed my scelly. daaaaammmmmiiiiiiiit
zombie phone decided it wanted to live or something last night and is blappin thriller like a mo'
reno scummies know how to make poor fun. and now you can get on their hype.
this is a mc awesome.
1 .double cheese burger split at the patties.
1. mc chicken minus the bottom bun. (you probably already know all the lettuce and mayo are between the top and the pattie. i guess if i was hella hungry i'd just leave the bottom bun on.)
this shit is huge. the buns start to break and you will get shit on your hands. your down or not. just be forewarned.
$2.14 in san diego county. that shit'll make poor fun. in this particular mc awesome had to beast up n' sprung for the baller fries. if the joint is cool they wont charge you for bbq sauce. next level shit. i also did up my mc double mini mac style with the free mac sauce lettuce and onions. shhhiiiiiiiiiiiitt. fox wit it.
jason kept asking me if this was andre3000. i think he said his name was ahhh vay.. not andre. he was rocking these shades that had shades and i hit him up on the shaded kickflip after he he came up on a kre from someone in the crew. he started doin these stationary casper(?) flip thang thangs. i think he landed one out of the 10 or so but it was worth it. soo good.
kids from RENO go hard. the first night the got here (i can barely rember now since it was a couple weekends ago. but don't they all mush together anyway?) we rode wanger (fuck yeah it's called wanger.) and the back yard. shit was too fun. jake tried to hit the wall and boost over to the backside of the greyhound's pad. leave it to shady to come up with an original line and be the only guy even down to look at it.
another thing reno brought...pukers? the ass half of a can over the top a shotgun. suction = success. you might toss you're asada if you don't thug it out tho.
tone gettin loose.
ibu800..
now i'm not sure if fuckin up ibu's will really get you.. but feeding tito a moth out of your mouth might tho.
we rode downtown at night. that's the business. session shit for mad long... it's funny that i started typing and then i rembered we got kicked out of this spot relatively quick. any other time of day i don't think you could get off 5 or six tries before security would lates that ass. shady got booted before he got to roll away but he's the first person i've ever seen even try. (take note of recessed circle near the top. sketchy.)
dan got gnarly swellbow the first night he got here. even better, i walk outside and he's trying to smash a beer can with his head. the beer can was on the floor. yeah. he missed the can and blapped his skull all sick. gut busting humor. the next day he woke up and both his lumps where completely gone.
this bucket houses tito's t shovel.
Shady Jake rockin the jesus hustler and Dirty Dan sporting his life
Don't Watch This Vol. 4 (coming/arriving all over your computer in the near future)
this long ass post was brought to you by the reno scummies, paisa 1er, and that kill dirdirt just put me up on.
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dirdirt
02-28-2010
@ 12:41:pm
jus some quick one's from the trip... i'm moving into a big ass spot in bedstuy tomorrow.
sorry for the outsourcing... i know it makes the pics wider than the blog.. i don't really care though since it wont bog the shit down.
aside from that.... consider your boy the newest (californian) member of nyc's 8 million.
call me you mother fucker... i wanna hear about your ilfe.
p.s. HUGE PROPS go out to R.D. for the plug!!!! yes sir! drafting buses in 30 degree weather makes the world a better place!!!
dirdirt
02-24-2009
@ 7:11:pm
lily thai has earned the title of "my favorite porn star"
the reno kids left. update coming soon.
rpm has fucked up my life as well as put a ton of shit (musically) into perspective. expect noise.
retardsaywhat
sweet dude
02-24-2009
sweet dude
02-23-2010
@ 5:27:am
VA or tits. the North American handmade show is upon us and I could care less. I am, however, going to make the journey south to congregate and dispose of many many tabs of lsd. I hear it's going to be in the mid fifties with a small chance of snow men blowing icy loads all over the streets (timmy's forecast). My paycheck is a week late and all the Tri athaletes in the North East couldnt put out enough watts to keep my house warm and bright. I guess, if I am not to bet paid, a brand new Scott plasma or a Transition will work as collateral. It looks like drugs will be my only currency untill I end up in Orlando, where I will once again be on the Wheel Works tit.
Keith caught a mouse at 6 a.m. and suprised me in bed with a cat heart felt gift riddled with germs and slobber and blood.
dirdirt
02-20-2010
@ 6:11:pm
31st St. and 20th Ave, New York, NY, United States
street view...
smell my life 1 time.....
see you when you get here.
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sunshine :: 8:48:am :: 02-21-2010
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how badass are those thangs
curly :: 5:41:pm :: 02-21-2010
2
also... been meanin to put my boston/frisco fam up on hopstop.com ...
shit is fire for the carless... and they got ya'll on the radar.
i seriously fox with this shit on the reg.
cosmiccatastrophe
02-18-2009
@ 6:23:pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/28893422@N04/3276258678/in/photostream/
go to this link or url or whatever, its parkers new flcikr, its amazing.
cosmiccatastrophe
02-18-2009
@ 10:39:am
i saw this and thought it was pretty cool. the rain stopped and my shoulder is jacked from the mcdevils show. feed me weed.
cosmiccatastrophe
02-17-2010
@ 11:24:pm
Joel Meinholz and the Rolling Company from Rasa Libre on Vimeo.
rasa libre has been posting their video "essence of freedom" on their vimeo page. tons of good sf footy in this gem. good vibes.
im going to phoenix, albuquerque and las vegas for a bit. if anyone wants to come along or meet up somewhere along the way hit me up.
curly :: 5:41:am :: 02-20-2010
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i miss the CITY... (shout out to the haters)
frontside noseblunt @ the fed building is proper.
i found a bad ass hip/multi pyramid set up that i should have taken a picture of...
it'll be my jam once the snow melts completely.
ybrik ramsbottom
02-16-2010
@ 4:20:pm
75 degrees today and I got handled riding to the 7-E on a beer run last night. We got a water cooler at montaña negro last week. pretty psyched on not drinking bathroom tap water flavored with english garden botanicles. AND it has a hot water spout so you know i had to eat yo cup'o'noodle doo.
went down to dirdir's trails couple days ago and that boy is puttin in some work with the rockiest shit i have ever seen. 25 ft steep downhill roll-in to a 5ft 90 degree vert left hand berm to a two foot tall lip. Sounds crazy right? It is.
San Diego's Finest. Dirdir would.
curly :: 10:47:pm :: 02-16-2010
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dude.... i been preaching the wings n things water since day one... it's a rough life fucking with that rude naughsty...
i gots a phone muffuka.
718.600.8022.....
holla....
i rode seven miles in the snow...shorts and a t-shirt... now i have job.
i swear... this place is fucking awesome.
i haven't even thought about riding the 20 sicne i did that roof drop in the kentucky snow.. it's all about listening to hobos and boricuas GET it super tough.
got damn.
oh yeah... i've been eating hella white rice and over easy eggs...
almond roca wrapped in rose pedals dipped in butter with brown sugar sprinkled on top. yes sir may i have another?
(i LOVE your people)
and i miss kristy's posk sisig...
xoxo
dirdirt
02-16-2010
@ 11:10:pm
by the time you read this it should be loaded...
see post below for details..
stay tuned for more.....
sweet dude
02-15-2010
@ 8:36:am
hey guy, a bunch of sweet dudes are headed up to NH for a indoor skatepark session next sunday...to comemorate the closing doors of Timeless bmx shop. I got you a ride from the Boston of Massachusettes and back, but you got to take the Fung Wa from NY and back. You down? I have no phone right now so email me or somethin.
-skuzzle
sweet dude
02-12-2010
@ 8:00:pm
stoked.
going to VA any day now, I got 50 hits of strong LSD and no place to stay. I'll keep heading south all the way to FLA...ride bikes in the sun before returning to work and reality.
curly :: 8:47:am :: 02-13-2010
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strike through bk... i'll make it 49 real quick
dirdirt
02-10-2010
@ 5:20:am
steve's ankle was doing a crunch thing for a minute there.
we're in memphis and had the most bad ass bbq last night.
blizzard? demer i hope you and yours are doin aight..
by midnight night tonight steve n i will be mowing mom food by the pound.
peace to the place where the sun rises?
cosmiccatastrophe
02-10-2009
@ 10:35:pm
cosmiccatastrophe
02-07-2009
@ 9:38:am
so, i know weve all made certain judgements about the sort of things we attract for example, ive heard someone say, " i birng the sunshine." well... my karma and life path constantly birng me wierdos and crazies. this little creature drew a small face that you can see if you look closely... on her face. we went out with hongo and bear for a minute.
now im all about surprises, i think it might be the little kid in me. but finding out that your roomate went whaling is the best surprise ever, especially when the girl comes out of his room and starts dancing and singing and raiding your kitchen. she ate all of my hummus "its sucha wierd thing to think of eating at 3 am" she needs a sign around her neck that says "dont feed the WILD life." she was singing and beat boxing and due to lack of talent its difficult to see that they are actually dancing in the last picture. i think she looks like a larger version of Pam from the office. im hungry as im typing this, but i know that if i go out and cook that she is going to eat all of my food, just like last night. i can smell her hunger through the walls. its really too bad that i wasnt able to capture what i refer to as his "painful realization face". i was coming home expecting a bon jovi and some sleep i was greeted by this loud ball of energy...
cosmiccatastrophe
02-06-2009
@ 11:59:am
a bunch of us went to the alien workshop premier. cheese had been drinking since before time and wanted to know who told me about it...holler at kweli for the picture. queso was out for most of the video. i got a bike and then the rain comes, whatever my backwheel doesnt work anyways. just my luck. 
and then there was the rasta man. he has idenitity issues and only smokes dirt weed.
"just drink lots of ginger tea and it will go away."
dirdirt
02-03-2010
@ 2:23:pm
steve said he got out @ noonthirty. i've been posted...
it's a rough life, this game of hurry up and wait.
just ask oz. he's been waiting forever.
that's all beside the point.
nah... there
isn't 1
<'s
but how stoked does the instructor look to be mounted to oz?
dirdirt
02-02-2010
@ 2:32:am
my last day off on san diego.
"eat big get big guy"
was supposed to mash these things but we got rained out...?
things i'll miss... the diamond lane.
jesus
skatepark lovers.
EVIDENCE.
masher.
don't ask don't tell.
all day errry day.
you DON'T EVEN KNOW.
but he do.
steve has a dark side. (his chones)
or the butt baby he's about to have.
when i think about san diego i ALWAYS think of dwt..
these mawfukus havin HELLA FUN.
no matter where i live i can rest easy knowing somewhere in the world this guy is still making this face.
<'s
dirdirt
02-02-2009
dirdirt
02-02-2009
sweet dude
02-01-2010
Dirty Harry
01-30-2009
@ 12:09:pm
How to hang nothings with Jake Honesto...
bmx.transworld.net/2000/1/1/wednesday-how-to-hang-nothings-with-jake-honesto/
dirdirt
01-29-2010
@ 11:53:pm
why not fire it off with some funny shit?
wait... isn't it all funny shit?
what do youu get when you cross a plastic frame a 90lb woman and a pothole?
S-WERKS!....(plastic is bad)
RIP GLORIA (tear)
she's probably in...
on to those not in myami....(but pretty damn close)
it rained a bumch not too long ago and we hung out in puddles. fo real fo real.
someone tell towknee that shit's a lie..
above is the mira mesa waterfall...
and below we have the rarely seen mira mesa step squirter.
random act of rudeness...
2 of the MANY reasons i'm going to miss bmb.
CALIFORNIA LOVE.
cold chillin in the california sunshine. bout to make that jump. all smiles.
mad props to mira mesa for holdin me down proper.
sd in general sprinkles mad love along with the sunshine.
yousendit.com
a lil somethin my ole lady showed me a while back.
you can send large files... like really long mp3's for instance. say, a mix or something of that nature.
pretty sure it's up to 100megabytes or son-ting.
MAD PROPS TO STEVE FOR OUR LIVES TAKING THE SAME TURN... AT THE SAME TIME... yes. i'm stoked you exist. right on for helping me "live the dream"
also mad props to ybrik for the bad ass time we had at the vans park.... AND FOR KEEPING THIS DOMAIN NAME MAYNE. holla.
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dirdirt
01-29-2009
@ 9:08:am
six dicks boo?
free batman lunch?
chucky giggin to caliente
much love to this guy for pimpin out my new whip! pearl on candy on crome on uranium on freebase
find bootleg gunther at ten o'clock.
toppers in class.
i went to school and played with stuff. learned a bunch and had a great tiime overall. came way close to pulling a high card to! hahaha! i'll tell you about it the next time i see you..... ohh yeah if youi haven't seen this... http://sjbmx.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/jakehonesto-feebleover-cubb.jpg ...you should. MAD props kid.
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Dirty Harry
01-29-2009
sweet dude
01-28-2010
@ 7:51:pm
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commuting 12miles in a snow storm with trash bag nickers and market basket socks.
Hey man, I made some mixtapes and I was planning to send them out for your mission. When are you headed east? Are you gonna get a phone? Let me know.
SKRILL-ZILLA
01-28-2009
@ 4:45:pm
Yeehaw.... Monster trucks rocked me like a hurricane! I proudly supported organized crime by buyin' tix from a scalper (for only double face value). We drove like 1,200 miles to see that show! No pictures of trucks though as I smashed my phone promptly after getting back to the north pole (aka home). But since I am a computer genius now here is a picture that has little or nothing to do with the text........or not.
dirdirt
01-25-2010
@ 1:40:pm
the first video is oz displaying his ability to get rude on the clock and the second is of lake mira mesa..
contrary to popular belief it DOES rain in southern california.
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p.s. dirdirts back but i jus wanna sprinkle this thang for a second longer...
sweet dude
01-25-2009
@ 1:21:pm
so this illiterate son of a bitch got us front row seats to the Monster Jam.
and if it wasnt for his house burning down i'd probably never been his friend. as i was looking through the pictures from last saturday...i noticed everyone was staring at us in the background and there was several like this one where cops had surrounded us waiting to bust us.
Which leads me to believe that we were to drunk and roudy for a monster truck rally.
sweet dude
01-24-2010
@ 10:49:am
the charles freezes over 1 3/4" thick with ice. you can walk out on it with some balls,
or truck nuts in hand. another tri shop, another venture capitalist. comptutrainers.
indoor time trials. fast splits. yay.
dirdirt
01-24-2009
@ 8:31:am
dos boots
aye foo! oonts this!
the lords famila! fucking with that 594! ya beezy!
find lance (armstrong's) single teste! <'s homie
so i was up in nor cal and this was 2/3's of the selection i had free reign on. god... sometimes it's good to be me.
i also raided thier fridge and q'ed bomb shit. fucking aye!
if you don't know where i was last night you must not be kirby. dur dur dur smaller hits joto. <'s
and yes.. i'm laughing.
cosmiccatastrophe
01-23-2009
@ 1:38:pm
so it wa sa good trip, if you dont know where i was then we havent spoken in a while. sniff and shred? some pretty illicit shit went down, how illegal is it to make drugs in a foreign country? its probably way lamer if you dont end up doing them(coughanklecough). some folk got broke off, others didnt. my spanish is getting better, jake flakes are disappearing, or "jaking off" as the ginger might say. theres something about living outside reality, i dont have bad trips.ill probably spread the photos out over a few posts, i still have some film to develop. the weed in there sucked, half a pot cookie lit me up last night but la duende doesnt know dosages. about these photos, dont go chasing water falls.
im more an ass guy, but tits are still alright.
i still dont get it, creo que este es un chancho.
tropical thunder apple hit? "does anyone have a shoot me in the fucking head pill?!?"
its nothing if it aint poisonous. zacrock holding nothing.
dirdirt
01-18-2010
dirdirt
01-18-2010
@ 10:51:pm
looks like i've taken it upon myself to update the site for holt while he's back home.. fly fishing, eating mom food, and hopefuly shedding the squirter... but that's another story all in itself...
speaking of back home... here's a rad video.
i'm about to be driving across the country real soon here, chowdermylifey.
the watcher told me it's now refered to as a squish mitten. something about it coming from a tv show... blah blah... i laughed.
can one of the ten people who NEVER drops on this site break me off a password 1thyme?
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p.s. my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, party at my house on saturday.
byoV killah. (come on... you know it's funny)
sweet dude
01-17-2009
dirdirt
01-16-2009
@ 9:04:am
i'm sure we all share the same love for bicycles... and mo-sighs. and that might have something to do with the fact that we're all still friends. pero chea! no matter what kind of bike you ride... i'm down. kirby made a great point about this one. "remember when dan king used to keep cups for every fast food joint in his van?"
i had the pleasure of pedaling this one of a kind around this past weekend.(mon tue for me) HELLA FUN 24"s on a frame so short i swore i was riding a bmx.
and my personal favorite.
dirdirt
01-15-2009
@ 12:03:am
what up tho? shit's been live as usual. why am i posting THIS pic? well. hopefully to get your mind off my last post. i've got a secret. and it's awesome. i can't belive this shit. '09 is THE MUFFUKA THO! YEEEEEEE!!!!!
dirdirt
01-13-2010
@ 9:38:pm
sign language for bbc?
oh my god. :: 6:53:am :: 01-14-2010
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is that africa she's fingering?
SKRILL-ZILLA
01-13-2009
SKRILL-ZILLA
01-13-2009
ybrik ramsbottom
01-12-2010
@ 8:22:am
what did you do yesterday?
dwt: 8 a real one day edit from ybrik on Vimeo.
rass baba :: 6:56:am :: 01-14-2010
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no more blu bike huh.
dirdirt :: 4:57:pm :: 01-18-2010
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i love it
sweet dude
01-11-2009
@ 11:43:am
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happy birthday to this guy.
since dustin shit the bed with the site jon has offered to step up and finish
the picture of the butts is great and i hope that chris pounded that umami.
matt punched me in the stomach so hard last night that i almost vomited
Douche master Erics house burned down and lives in matts guitar room, last night he ent home
with a girl way too tall for him. He's pretty lucky though because the bartender was handing me a pair of scissors
to sever his quack tail. i cant believe she almost gave me sciscors, iguess she coudnt either.
the butts pic is rad.
dirdirt
01-10-2010
@ 8:34:pm
smell it.
DWT7 Whatchoo c is Whatchoo get from Frank Black on Vimeo.
adam :: 8:14:am :: 01-12-2010
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that made my day mamma say.
sweet dude
01-10-2010
@ 2:30:pm
the pats are out of the playoffs and i am quittin the drink first thing in the morning...i have 6 tallcans of pabst, 5 anchor steams, and have a large bottle of wine to kill...and a bailey's nip and whats left of my khalua....but thats besides the point...i have finally figured out how to lower the resolution on my camera so we dont have to look at the poor loading speed that currently resides on this site. also it'scome to my attention that several of you have been involved in other blogs while neglecting this one...is it that boring? i guess watching all those pics load while scrambled sentence fragments that stand proud like a boner in the snow can be kind of a drag.
salt :: 5:21:pm :: 01-10-2010
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i want photographic evidence. of your drinking ability and small photo post.
dirdirt
01-10-2009
@ 7:57:am
sexy back?
so uhhh.. i wake up this morning and want to check my emial. whats on the computer screen?
life w/ dirdirt. what does '09 hold in store? god help us.
cosmiccatastrophe
01-10-2009
@ 1:35:am
no photos until i get back... crazy ass trip. san jose is the real deal.... umm. a preview, none, craziness, danger, drugs...maybe. ah mi nariz. iiigood crew good brews.
ybrik ramsbottom
01-05-2009
@ 9:49:am
Good shit in San Diego. All supervised SD skateparks are now unsupervised and free to the public.
Take your Pick...
Paradise Hills
Rancho Penasquitos
Carmel Valley (lights till 8:00 pm)
Robb Field
Logan Heights
Have fun...
sweet dude
01-02-2009
@ 9:02:am
new years day sessions cost $14
new england snow queens
swazintosh :: 9:04:am :: 01-02-2009
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dustin needs to fix the year. haha
dirdirt
01-01-2009
@ 11:20:pm
ugh what!? time for mad digital scribble. since this is a blog i can just ramble. no pics. i'm on my moms dial up dinosaur. funk the bs.last year i had so much to hate on. hence the top ten. but i think this year i need to fliip some otro. things that made 'o8 pop off proper. (for me at least)
10. the manface cousin beary merman. awesome.
9. downhill big wheel tourney. holler at your reigning champ.
8. project mayhem. first rule like whaaaaaaaa!
7.props to uncle b for lettin us rock test bikes. mtb's go hard. too hype. yee!
6. the PQ park. holla dutch. but a little birdy told me you can shred rob field on the reggie. spagetti
5.mmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddd love props and other good wishes go out to kirby ben nikki deemer and deemer for letting me crash all that time. i'll try and not shit on your couch. besitos. xoxo
4.props to cross for holding it down. you can't touch the kid.
3.diane a. for practically making me move to san diego.
2.the "frat" house i live in now. fuck yeah. way money. ramps like whaaa! i'm writing this my last night in gilas and i'm way hyped on hitting up the pad in da ego once i strike through.
1.don't watch this. end.
people who straight up get name dropped?
tito. bro you're too sick for the planet.
dirdirt. word up for being down with the get down. our backyard is gonna be fuckin mainy.
t hawk. i know you don't read this but you get more props than anyone.
shit. i'm falling asleep. fuck this i'm out.
que kaka sa :: 4:48:pm :: 12-30-2009
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gps 29 Wescott Street, Malden, MA. or google street view...look to the left...little zoom ya? do you see what i see?