dirdirt
01-29-2012
@ 12:49:pm
some random yphone shots from the last month or two..
Diesel Rodent Mafia NYC
this is pretty much all the snow we've gotten this year... fucked up.
hipster ass cheeks
i found this in my dads basement.. can you give it a tune up?
found this one in the shop after diggin deep in the "random" drawers.
i always see these things and they make me think of Shady.
this is my park..
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I've been joking around saying "i can't wait to make my return to bmx." i've only really been able to ride my road bike for the most part since i've been out here. I'm not complaining at all, i really love pushin those seven hundids... but i REALLY miss kickin them twennies up n down the couple of three sets i got out here.. till i ex the commute out of my life i'm be on the road bike hype.
dassit.
still out here.
ride bikes get hurt guy.
I'm going to be throwing a contest on cinco de mayo here in front of the shop. the first annual astorian beast wheelie contest and it's for all the delivery riders of nyc. In order to enter the contest your bike must have a wald #157 basket mounted on the front end. entrance is free for contestants and there will be free food and music for the whole family.
holla holla holla!!!!
dirdirt
01-25-2012
dirdirt
01-25-2012
@ 6:31:am
seems i had some LSD takers at my house this past weekend. should have known when ol' googlie eyes was laughing at tito everytime he moved or snorted. it was good having you guys even if we didnt get to ride. more people need to come to san diego while we got it this good. only people i wont want to kill can come though.
colour me dad
01-24-2012
colour me dad
12-29-2011
@ 7:58:pm
whips of past/present:
peep kirbys durty hat bat there.
nasty
bmxxxx
new whip below.
epic photopost. New ride out now with durty 505 scene report 5 pages you assholes! so go to B&A.com and download it to your nooks and check out some NM homies...
cosmiccatastrophe
12-26-2011
dirdirt
12-23-2011
@ 10:07:am
better late than never.
Kurt Siever and Andy Maguire from Andy Maguire on Vimeo.
the clip of andy rockin' that wall to manny buck eight got me all squishy. HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY KID!
(thanks for coming out and hanging this summer!)
cosmiccatastrophe
12-14-2011
@ 5:30:am
i am going to be in san diego in a few weeks, will i see any of you? keep anna pavloavna and he soirees out of the desert. winter came for 2 days in october and its been fall ever since. here is an action shot fom my birthday. look at the water.
day walkers.
providence... r.i.p. soft approach.
sleepers bike is a monster, really look at it!
now everyday looks like this. full speed towards the solstice!!! we are building new jumps scary ones and fun little ones, we dont discriminate.
dirdirt
12-12-2011
colour me dad
12-07-2011
@ 4:21:pm
ive been trying to listen to war and peace via audiobook. I dont know who picked the fucking israeli to read a thousand pages of literature in english when the bastard can barely speak the goddamn language.. they should be delivered to some trans siberian gulag and faced upon a wall shot while their guts feed to sabertooth tigers. I cant understand that bastard anymore than if Tolstoy read me the goddamn book word for word.
Ive been listening to the Solomon Burke disco. and shit I guess the old theory of burning out and fading away can be proven in three 40 min albumns.
Ive been watching early seasons of Cops. while my contemporaries have studied Quantum Leap.
fuck.
My son weighs more than a 90's bmx and 6 inches longer than any Specialized complete. He had a series of innoculations this afternoon...watched the needles go in and out. Screamed like a maury...turned red as a camaro...never shed a tear.
Im curious as to the whereabouts of my good friend Jake El Snake. I see NY photos but for all i know...he's making pizza in Dubai. Kirby, also a ghost has refused to answer my calls and texts...wich leads me to believe he went through with his murder suicide pact with co-workers at black mtn.
Im very proud of NY Governor Cuomo for taxing incomes exceeding 2 million. I guess Kanye and Jay Z finally got something to rap about relevent to others in their social circle. Looks like OCCUPY struck a blow for all of us making under 2 million a year. Thanks guys. Reports from NYC correspondent Frank Black quotes:
"Im old as Kagy and twice as broke." -Frank Black
I hear ya buddy. The most exciting thing in NM is guessing what ill find in Harry's diaper. Works dull and turquoise with sprinkles of native american alcoholism.
cosmiccatastrophe
12-04-2011
cosmiccatastrophe
11-30-2011
colour me dad
11-27-2011
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dirdirt
11-09-2011
@ 7:36:pm
my iphone photo dump.
"Yo, can you tighten the neck on my bike?"
"someone stole my last bike so i got this carbon joint and gauged the shit out it in order to get the paint/stickers off so they don't know what it is."
?diploticus?
oct. 30th 2011
just got a bunch of animal and fit stuff at the shop.
too bad cops don't ride bmx.
i'll just have to spend my days w/ Socrates (bluuuuuuuud!)
i'm still out here, and with the new gig it looks like i'ma be out here for a hot one.
i can dig it. hopefully by this time next year i have this whole game a little more tied down and smiling close range.
dirdirt
11-09-2011
@ 2:34:pm
my first yelp review as store manager...
hi
ive bought a few bikes here in the past while frank, mark and robert were working here in long hot hours of the summer before something happened to them all. all i have to say is those guys were great. theyd take care of all their customers like real people. unlike the complete idiots who work there now, you have this little kid who doesnt know anything about bikes but hey hes a kid, then you have an odd old man who gets put down by another worker, Sisco??, i believe his name was, for off the guys is a complete low life, flirts with every customer that walks in, and i mean flirts with women who are obviously there for bike stuff and have no interest in him whatsoever, regardless whatever, the guy is a complete pothead, disrespectful jerk who even attempted hitting on my girl friend before i entered the store, then when i began speaking with him after i caught him attempting to flirt with her, he gave me a complete attitude for some reason. finally i got him to work on my bike, in between him verbally disrespecting the other employees and flirting with other young women in the store. look thats all cool when theres no work to be done but when i have to wait 2 hours for a flat and youre doing nothing and complaining about the work and forcing it on the on the other workers so you can look like youre running shit in a recently ruined shop you make you look and tonys shop look like shit.
i dont know what tony of ts bicycles was thinking firing or finding reason for them to quit but he made a wrong mistake sending this idiot to take over.
WORD OF ADVICE - DO NOT GO HEREEEE! THESE PEOPLE RIP YOU OFF. THIS SHOP HAS MADE IT BETTER TO GO TO TS OTHER SHOP, TS BICYCLES.
maybee this was the reason for this guy running the other shop now??? to send the sales to his dying store? wouldve been better sending Dino here instead. I WISH SOMEONE WOULD OPEN AND HONEST SHOP IN AST'RIA WITH COOL GUYS AGAIN,